Here at YubiParts, we strive to deliver quality products for arcade game players at excellent prices. To help us achieve this goal as we continue to grow while still keeping prices low, we've expanded into the field of youth work experience opportunities (also called child labor) with our new YubiApprenticeship program.
Unfortunately, it seems that one of our paid interns (compensated at the industry standard rate of $3.90/hr) lied about knowing Chinese, and in conversing with our suppliers for a new order of arcade parts, actually used ChatGPT instead. While we all know that a rubber is typically one of the parts that goes underneath a jubeat button, the evil AI suggested a completely outlandish slang meaning, and our innocent yet industrious Chinese manufacturers complied. As a business, we are devoted to family values (including valuing the unpaid labor our younger family members give us), so we were shocked and appalled when these high-quality, FDA approved, lubricated latex condoms appeared in the mail.
We were even more shocked to see that their foil wrapper included a lascivious rendering of Smith from jubeat posing in a seductive manner, illustrated by the otherwise wonderful Moldypie. While their printing is incredibly high quality and would make for a hilarious addition to any rhythm gamer collection, we trust that all those who purchase from us will only do so to assist in the disposal of these protection products.
Rest assured that the employee responsible has received a beati— has received YubiDiscipline, and will not be committing such an error again.
Jokes aside: we did actually get these produced at an American FDA-approved condom manufacturer. The photo included is just a render as we were unfortunately unable to pickup the condoms in time, but we will be shipping them in the next week!